SWORDPLAY RECRUIT™ Crewneck Unisex Sweatshirt

Official cold-weather apparel for Fifth Position Training Command.

Congratulations, Recruit.

You are currently enrolled in one of the most challenging training programs available to civilians: Learning how to observe reality before your neurarratives get there first. 🤣

Issued to support recruits during:

• Morning intelligence briefings
• Nervous system recalibration
• Boundary maintenance operations
• Lifeforce recovery periods
• Weekend field exercises
• Unexpected encounters with human behavior

Featuring the official SWORDPLAY Recruit insignia, this sweatshirt identifies the wearer as an active participant in General Fiðrildi's Fifth Position Bootcamp.

The Fifth Position Doctrine:
Observe First.
Assume Last.
Stay Free.

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Field Assessment: Warm operators make better decisions.

Many shituations have been significantly improved through the strategic deployment of caffeine, curiosity, and appropriate outerwear. 🤣

Warning: Wearing this sweatshirt does not automatically increase emotional intelligence, improve Bullshit Radar accuracy, or prevent unauthorized mission assignments.

Additional training remains recommended.

Hydrate.
Maintain QINTE.

Observe First.
Assume Last.
Stay Free.

— General Fiðrildi

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SWORDPLAY RECRUIT™
General Fiðrildi's Fifth Position Bootcamp

• 96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane for manufacturing in the US/Mexico
• 95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane for manufacturing in Latvia
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
• Soft cotton-feel face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Unisex fit
• Overlock seams
• Blank components sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, phthalates, azo dyes, bisphenols and mercury level requirements.

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