FOR OFFICIAL HUMAN USE ONLY

THE DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN WEATHER

Making the Invisible Shit Visible Since Humans Started Humaning™

Welcome Citizen

The Department of Human Weather (DHW) exists to study naturally occurring human phenomena including:

  • Human Weather
  • Neuroecosystems
  • Boundary Erosion
  • Agency Development
  • Receipt Accumulation
  • Bullshit Migration Patterns
  • Strategic Incompetence Fronts
  • Category 5 Family Weather Events

Further observation is encouraged.

New Personnel Begin Here:

➡️ Download the Casualty Packet

START HERE

Orientation - CP-001

Casualty Packet

Congratulations. You have survived. Somehow.

The Department regrets to inform you that survival and understanding are not the same thing.

Download CP-001

FIELD TRAINING - PP-001

Piggy Packet

The Three Little Pigs & Human Weather

A Department Educational Supplement regarding:

  • Neurohouses
  • Human Weather
  • WOLF
  • FLOW
  • Neurohousing Inspections
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MAP THE BULLSHIT™

Request DHW SKETA Assistance

Organizations, Teams, Leaders, Individuals may request a DHW SKETA Report

Sometimes the problem isn't that you don't know what to do.

Sometimes the problem is that you can't clearly see what's happening.

The Department of Human Weather has observed that many individuals, leaders, teams, organizations, and families become trapped inside ongoing Human Weather conditions without a clear map of the terrain.

That's where a SKETA comes in.

SKETA stands for: Shituational, Kinetic & Environmental Terrain Analysis

In plain language: We map the bullshit.

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DEPARTMENT SERVICES & INFO

  • HUMAN WEATHER FORECASTS & ADVISORIES

    Recent

    • Department Findings
    • Human Weather Forecasts
    • Inspection Reports
    • Org'l Weather Alerts
    • DHW Advisories

  • DEPARTMENT PUBLICATIONS

  • DEPARTMENT HISTORY

    The Department's founding by The Human Weather Preparedness and Neuroecosystem Resilience Act of 1978. Learn why it took 48 years to create the curriculum.

    DHW History 
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Department of Human Weather

Human Weather Intelligence Division

Neuroecosystem Assessment Bureau

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Official Department Contractor: Atlas Scribe, Senior SKETA

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