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SWORDPLAY RECRUIT™ White glossy mug
SWORDPLAY RECRUIT™ White glossy mug
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Officially authorized for independent civilian operations.
Congratulations, Recruit.
You have volunteered for General Fiðrildi's Fifth Position Bootcamp and are now participating in one of humanity's most challenging training environments:
• Families
• Workplaces
• Group projects
• Relationships
• Holiday gatherings
• The occasional shituation of your own creation
This ceramic mug is issued to support daily training operations including:
• Observation exercises
• Reality checks
• Bullshit Radar calibration
• Neurarrative containment
• Lifeforce recovery
• Caffeine-assisted intelligence gathering
Featuring the official Fifth Position Recruit insignia.
The NeuroSensor Array emblem representing:
Observe First.
Assume Last.
Stay Free.
Warning: Ownership of this mug does not automatically grant emotional intelligence, nervous system regulation, or immunity from Cow Pie Landmines.
Training remains required. Hydrate. Maintain QINTE.
And remember: The objective is not perfection. The objective is awareness.
— General Fiðrildi
🦋⚔️📡
SWORDPLAY RECRUIT™
General Fiðrildi's Fifth Position Bootcamp
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SimverseOS and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at see EU representative information or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Congratulations, Recruit.
You have volunteered for General Fiðrildi's Fifth Position Bootcamp and are now participating in one of humanity's most challenging training environments:
• Families
• Workplaces
• Group projects
• Relationships
• Holiday gatherings
• The occasional shituation of your own creation
This ceramic mug is issued to support daily training operations including:
• Observation exercises
• Reality checks
• Bullshit Radar calibration
• Neurarrative containment
• Lifeforce recovery
• Caffeine-assisted intelligence gathering
Featuring the official Fifth Position Recruit insignia.
The NeuroSensor Array emblem representing:
Observe First.
Assume Last.
Stay Free.
Warning: Ownership of this mug does not automatically grant emotional intelligence, nervous system regulation, or immunity from Cow Pie Landmines.
Training remains required. Hydrate. Maintain QINTE.
And remember: The objective is not perfection. The objective is awareness.
— General Fiðrildi
🦋⚔️📡
SWORDPLAY RECRUIT™
General Fiðrildi's Fifth Position Bootcamp
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SimverseOS and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at see EU representative information or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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