Fifth Position Field Operations Edition
Some missions require courage. Some require patience. Most require a hoodie. 🤣
Featuring the official General Fiðrildi Command Seal, this premium hoodie is designed for operators engaged in observation, recovery, strategic thinking, and extended coffee-supported field operations.
Suitable for:
• Morning reconnaissance walks
• Nervous system recalibration exercises
• Strategic planning sessions
• Lifeforce conservation operations
• Doctrine development
• Reality assessment missions
• SERMONA deployment training
Fifth Position Command Doctrine:
Observe First.
Assume Last.
Stay Free.
🦋⚔️⚔️📡Ⅴ
General Fiðrildi's Field Note
Recruit,
Many problems improve when given additional information.Many operators improve when given additional warmth.
Before launching unnecessary campaigns, consider hydration, rest, and appropriate outerwear. Proceed accordingly.
— General Fiðrildi
Warning
Ownership of this hoodie does not confer command authority, immunity from Bullshit, emotional omniscience, or authorization to fix random humans. Additional observation remains recommended.
Hydrate.
Maintain QINTE.
Stay warm.
Stay free.
• 95% cotton, 5% elastane
• Fabric weight: 7.8 oz./yd.² (265 g/m²)
• Relaxed unisex fit with drop shoulders
• Double-layer hood with drawstrings
• Spacious front pocket
• Self-fabric collar and cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
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Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
CHEST (inches) |
WAIST (inches) |
HIPS (inches) |
| 2XS |
34 ⅝ |
28 ⅜ |
35 ⅜ |
| XS |
36 ¼ |
29 ⅞ |
37 |
| S |
37 ¾ |
31 ½ |
38 ⅝ |
| M |
39 ⅜ |
33 ⅛ |
40 ⅛ |
| L |
42 ½ |
36 ¼ |
43 ¼ |
| XL |
45 ⅝ |
39 ⅜ |
46 ½ |
| 2XL |
48 ⅞ |
42 ½ |
49 ⅝ |
| 3XL |
52 |
45 ⅝ |
52 ¾ |
| 4XL |
55 ⅛ |
48 ⅞ |
55 ⅞ |
| 5XL |
58 ¼ |
52 |
59 |
| 6XL |
61 ⅜ |
55 ⅛ |
62 ¼ |
| |
CHEST (cm) |
WAIST (cm) |
HIPS (cm) |
| 2XS |
88 |
72 |
90 |
| XS |
92 |
76 |
94 |
| S |
96 |
80 |
98 |
| M |
100 |
84 |
102 |
| L |
108 |
92 |
110 |
| XL |
116 |
100 |
118 |
| 2XL |
124 |
108 |
126 |
| 3XL |
132 |
116 |
134 |
| 4XL |
140 |
124 |
142 |
| 5XL |
148 |
132 |
150 |
| 6XL |
156 |
140 |
158 |
