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ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT F.U.B.A.R.™ Poster
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT F.U.B.A.R.™ Poster
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ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT F.U.B.A.R.™
Department of Human Weather Public Safety Campaign Poster
The Department of Human Weather has observed a recurring pattern: Many personnel continue occupying neurohouses that have not been inspected in years. In some cases, decades. The Department has further observed that Human Weather remains largely indifferent to whether inspections have been completed.
Accordingly, Public Safety Campaign 001 was authorized.
Featuring Corporal Raven of the DHW Observation Division, this officially unofficial Department poster serves as a reminder that:
• Human Weather is inevitable.
• Receipts are inevitable.
• The wolf will huff.
• The wolf will puff.
• The inspection is not optional.
Inspired by classic public safety campaigns, this poster combines satire, nervous system literacy, Human Weather concepts, and Neurohouse inspection principles into a field-ready reminder for homes, offices, classrooms, therapy spaces, coaching practices, organizations, and other environments where humans continue humaning.
Recommended for:
• Casualties
• Recruits
• NeuroCadets
• Stýrimaðrs
• Generals
• Anyone currently experiencing a shituation
Department Reminder: Failure to inspect your neurohouse does not exempt your neurohouse from inspection. Inspect accordingly.
FOR OFFICIAL HUMAN USE ONLY.
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Department of Human Weather
Making the Invisible Shit Visible Since Humans Started Humaning™
Disclaimer: The Department of Human Weather is a fictional educational organization. Human Weather, receipts, neurohouses, boundary erosion, and F.U.B.A.R. incidents remain ongoing. Further observation is encouraged.
• Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the small parts and magnetic flux index level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SimverseOS and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at see EU representative information or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Department of Human Weather Public Safety Campaign Poster
The Department of Human Weather has observed a recurring pattern: Many personnel continue occupying neurohouses that have not been inspected in years. In some cases, decades. The Department has further observed that Human Weather remains largely indifferent to whether inspections have been completed.
Accordingly, Public Safety Campaign 001 was authorized.
Featuring Corporal Raven of the DHW Observation Division, this officially unofficial Department poster serves as a reminder that:
• Human Weather is inevitable.
• Receipts are inevitable.
• The wolf will huff.
• The wolf will puff.
• The inspection is not optional.
Inspired by classic public safety campaigns, this poster combines satire, nervous system literacy, Human Weather concepts, and Neurohouse inspection principles into a field-ready reminder for homes, offices, classrooms, therapy spaces, coaching practices, organizations, and other environments where humans continue humaning.
Recommended for:
• Casualties
• Recruits
• NeuroCadets
• Stýrimaðrs
• Generals
• Anyone currently experiencing a shituation
Department Reminder: Failure to inspect your neurohouse does not exempt your neurohouse from inspection. Inspect accordingly.
FOR OFFICIAL HUMAN USE ONLY.
---
Department of Human Weather
Making the Invisible Shit Visible Since Humans Started Humaning™
Disclaimer: The Department of Human Weather is a fictional educational organization. Human Weather, receipts, neurohouses, boundary erosion, and F.U.B.A.R. incidents remain ongoing. Further observation is encouraged.
• Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the small parts and magnetic flux index level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SimverseOS and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at see EU representative information or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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