ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT F.U.B.A.R.™ PDF

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT F.U.B.A.R.™

Department of Human Weather Public Safety Campaign Poster

The Department of Human Weather has observed a recurring pattern: Many personnel continue occupying neurohouses that have not been inspected in years. In some cases, decades. The Department has further observed that Human Weather remains largely indifferent to whether inspections have been completed.

Accordingly, Public Safety Campaign 001 was authorized.

Featuring Corporal Raven of the DHW Observation Division, this officially unofficial Department poster serves as a reminder that:

• Human Weather is inevitable.
• Receipts are inevitable.
• The wolf will huff.
• The wolf will puff.
• The inspection is not optional.

Inspired by classic public safety campaigns, this poster combines satire, nervous system literacy, Human Weather concepts, and Neurohouse inspection principles into a field-ready reminder for homes, offices, classrooms, therapy spaces, coaching practices, organizations, and other environments where humans continue humaning.

Recommended for:

• Casualties
• Recruits
• NeuroCadets
• Stýrimaðrs
• Generals
• Anyone currently experiencing a shituation

Department Reminder: Failure to inspect your neurohouse does not exempt your neurohouse from inspection. Inspect accordingly.

FOR OFFICIAL HUMAN USE ONLY

Department of Human Weather

Making the Invisible Shit Visible Since Humans Started Humaning™

Disclaimer: The Department of Human Weather is a fictional educational organization. Human Weather, receipts, neurohouses, boundary erosion, and F.U.B.A.R. incidents remain ongoing. Further observation is encouraged.