Veteran of the Bullshit Wars™ Crewneck Unisex Sweatshirt

Official morale and recovery apparel for experienced operators. Some battles teach lessons. Some battles teach boundaries. Some battles teach you to mute the group chat. 🤣

This Veteran of the Bullshit Wars™ crewneck recognizes distinguished service in the ongoing campaign against:

• Unnecessary drama
• Weaponized ambiguity
• Passive-aggressive communications
• Emotional guerrilla warfare
• Meetings that should have been emails
• Shituations of both internal and external origin

Featuring the official Veteran of the Bullshit Wars™ insignia, this sweatshirt is authorized for deployment during:

• Recovery operations
• Coffee acquisition missions
• Weekend leave
• Boundary maintenance exercises
• Strategic disengagement maneuvers

Field Doctrine: Not every signal requires action. Not every opinion requires engagement. Not every battle deserves a response.

Many veterans report significant improvements in morale after learning this distinction. 🤣

Potential Decorations Earned:

🏅 Distinguished Recovery Medal
🏅 Order of the Golden Cow Pie
🏅 Neurarrative Survival Ribbon
🏅 Lifeforce Preservation Citation
🏅 Advanced Boundary Maintenance Award

Warning: Wearing this sweatshirt does not automatically confer wisdom, emotional regulation, enlightenment, or immunity from human nonsense.

It may, however, help fellow veterans identify one another in the wild.

Hydrate.
Maintain QINTE.

Observe First.
Assume Last.
Stay Free.

— General Fiðrildi

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Veteran of the Bullshit Wars™
Official Morale & Recovery Apparel
Fifth Position Training Command

• 96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane for manufacturing in the US/Mexico
• 95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane for manufacturing in Latvia
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
• Soft cotton-feel face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Unisex fit
• Overlock seams
• Blank components sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, phthalates, azo dyes, bisphenols and mercury level requirements.

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