Standard cold-weather attire for Department personnel.
Issued to observers conducting fieldwork in offices, coffee shops, museums, airports, family gatherings, and other environments where Weird Ass Human Shit has been documented.
Comfortable enough for extended observation.
Warm enough for existential realizations.
Status: Field Ready.
Further Observation Required...
• 95% cotton, 5% elastane
• Fabric weight: 7.8 oz./yd.² (265 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit with drop shoulder
• Slight stretch for comfort and shape retention
• Pilling-resistant and durable after multiple washes
• Blank product sourced from Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
SimverseOS and
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
see EU representative information or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
CHEST (inches) |
WAIST (inches) |
HIPS (inches) |
| 2XS |
34 ⅝ |
28 ⅜ |
35 ⅜ |
| XS |
36 ¼ |
29 ⅞ |
37 |
| S |
37 ¾ |
31 ½ |
38 ⅝ |
| M |
39 ⅜ |
33 ⅛ |
40 ⅛ |
| L |
42 ½ |
36 ¼ |
43 ¼ |
| XL |
45 ⅝ |
39 ⅜ |
46 ½ |
| 2XL |
48 ⅞ |
42 ½ |
49 ⅝ |
| 3XL |
52 |
45 ⅝ |
52 ¾ |
| 4XL |
55 ⅛ |
48 ⅞ |
55 ⅞ |
| 5XL |
58 ¼ |
52 |
59 |
| 6XL |
61 ⅜ |
55 ⅛ |
62 ¼ |
| |
CHEST (cm) |
WAIST (cm) |
HIPS (cm) |
| 2XS |
88 |
72 |
90 |
| XS |
92 |
76 |
94 |
| S |
96 |
80 |
98 |
| M |
100 |
84 |
102 |
| L |
108 |
92 |
110 |
| XL |
116 |
100 |
118 |
| 2XL |
124 |
108 |
126 |
| 3XL |
132 |
116 |
134 |
| 4XL |
140 |
124 |
142 |
| 5XL |
148 |
132 |
150 |
| 6XL |
156 |
140 |
158 |
