{"product_id":"observation-clock","title":"Observation Clock","description":"Official Department timekeeping device.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned for offices, observation stations, and anywhere humans gather to create unnecessarily complicated systems. Use for tracking meetings, deadlines, and the alarming amount of time humans spend doing Weird Ass Human Shit. Approved for offices, observation stations, home laboratories, and anywhere humans gather to create unnecessary complexity.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMeasures the passage of time. Does not explain how meetings that should have been emails still last an hour.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBatteries not included. Existential observations are.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStatus: Observation Ongoing.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFurther Observation Required.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Wood frame with a plexiglass cover\u003cbr\u003e\n• Metal clock mechanism\u003cbr\u003e\n• 10″ × 10″ (25.4 × 25.4 cm) square shape\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight at 18 oz. (510 g)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Silent movement—no ticking sound\u003cbr\u003e\n• Requires 1 AA battery (not included)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-installed hook for easy hanging\u003cbr\u003e\n• Design featured on the front face\u003cbr\u003e\n• Available with black, white, or wooden base options and black or white clock hands\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 Years\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eSimverseOS\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003esee EU representative information\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"The Atlas Scribe","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67120056041517,"sku":"7294908_46082","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/8469\/0733\/files\/wall-clock-black-base-clock-hand-black-10-front-6a64f9d06f9a3.jpg?v=1785002471","url":"https:\/\/www.theatlasscribe.com\/products\/observation-clock","provider":"The Atlas Scribe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}