{"product_id":"veteran-of-the-bullshit-wars™-mug-with-color-inside","title":"Veteran of the Bullshit Wars™ mug with color inside","description":"Decorated veterans know that successful operations require three things:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n1. Adequate caffeine.\u003cbr\u003e\n2. Reliable intelligence.\u003cbr\u003e\n3. A complete refusal to participate in unnecessary bullshit.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis officially unofficial morale-boosting ceramic mug is authorized for deployment during:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n- Morning briefings\u003cbr\u003e\n- Workplace shituations\u003cbr\u003e\n- Family operations\u003cbr\u003e\n- Recovery periods\u003cbr\u003e\n- Neurarrative containment exercises\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWarning: Ownership does not automatically confer wisdom, emotional regulation, or immunity from Cow Pie Landmines.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHydrate accordingly.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🦋⚔️📡\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Colored rim, inside, and handle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\n• Suitable for both hot beverages and existential reassessments.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eSimverseOS\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003esee EU representative information\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"The Atlas Scribe","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":66789535645741,"sku":"6677112_11051","price":17.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":66789535678509,"sku":"6677112_17196","price":21.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/8469\/0733\/files\/white-ceramic-mug-with-color-inside-black-11-oz-left-6a1b5e8636ea7.jpg?v=1780178593","url":"https:\/\/www.theatlasscribe.com\/en-ie\/products\/veteran-of-the-bullshit-wars%e2%84%a2-mug-with-color-inside","provider":"The Atlas Scribe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}