{"product_id":"swordplay-recruit™-white-glossy-mug","title":"SWORDPLAY RECRUIT™ White glossy mug","description":"Officially authorized for independent civilian operations.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCongratulations, Recruit.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou have volunteered for General Fiðrildi's Fifth Position Bootcamp and are now participating in one of humanity's most challenging training environments:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Families\u003cbr\u003e\n• Workplaces\u003cbr\u003e\n• Group projects\u003cbr\u003e\n• Relationships\u003cbr\u003e\n• Holiday gatherings\u003cbr\u003e\n• The occasional shituation of your own creation\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis ceramic mug is issued to support daily training operations including:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Observation exercises\u003cbr\u003e\n• Reality checks\u003cbr\u003e\n• Bullshit Radar calibration\u003cbr\u003e\n• Neurarrative containment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lifeforce recovery\u003cbr\u003e\n• Caffeine-assisted intelligence gathering\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeaturing the official Fifth Position Recruit insignia.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe NeuroSensor Array emblem representing:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nObserve First.\u003cbr\u003e\nAssume Last.\u003cbr\u003e\nStay Free.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWarning: Ownership of this mug does not automatically grant emotional intelligence, nervous system regulation, or immunity from Cow Pie Landmines.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nTraining remains required. Hydrate. Maintain QINTE.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd remember: The objective is not perfection. The objective is awareness.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n— General Fiðrildi\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🦋⚔️📡\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSWORDPLAY RECRUIT™\u003cbr\u003e\nGeneral Fiðrildi's Fifth Position Bootcamp\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eSimverseOS\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003esee EU representative information\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"The Atlas Scribe","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":66789544034349,"sku":"8499076_1320","price":17.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":66789544067117,"sku":"8499076_4830","price":21.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":66789544099885,"sku":"8499076_16586","price":26.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/8469\/0733\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-20-oz-front-view-6a1b6179704b9.jpg?v=1780179387","url":"https:\/\/www.theatlasscribe.com\/en-ie\/products\/swordplay-recruit%e2%84%a2-white-glossy-mug","provider":"The Atlas Scribe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}