{"title":"DHW Posters","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"dhw-fubar-poster","title":"ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT F.U.B.A.R.™ PDF","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eONLY YOU CAN PREVENT F.U.B.A.R.™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDepartment of Human Weather Public Safety Campaign Poster\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Department of Human Weather has observed a recurring pattern: Many personnel continue occupying neurohouses that have not been inspected in years. In some cases, decades. The Department has further observed that Human Weather remains largely indifferent to whether inspections have been completed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccordingly, Public Safety Campaign 001 was authorized.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Corporal Raven of the DHW Observation Division, this officially unofficial Department poster serves as a reminder that:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Human Weather is inevitable.\u003cbr\u003e• Receipts are inevitable.\u003cbr\u003e• The wolf will huff.\u003cbr\u003e• The wolf will puff.\u003cbr\u003e• The inspection is not optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by classic public safety campaigns, this poster combines satire, nervous system literacy, Human Weather concepts, and Neurohouse inspection principles into a field-ready reminder for homes, offices, classrooms, therapy spaces, coaching practices, organizations, and other environments where humans continue humaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRecommended for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Casualties\u003cbr\u003e• Recruits\u003cbr\u003e• NeuroCadets\u003cbr\u003e• Stýrimaðrs\u003cbr\u003e• Generals\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone currently experiencing a shituation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDepartment Reminder:\u003c\/strong\u003e Failure to inspect your neurohouse does not exempt your neurohouse from inspection. Inspect accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFOR OFFICIAL HUMAN USE ONLY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepartment of Human Weather\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaking the Invisible Shit Visible Since Humans Started Humaning™\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1673\" data-start=\"1658\"\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Department of Human Weather is a fictional educational organization. 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The Department has further observed that Human Weather remains largely indifferent to whether inspections have been completed.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAccordingly, Public Safety Campaign 001 was authorized.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeaturing Corporal Raven of the DHW Observation Division, this officially unofficial Department poster serves as a reminder that:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Human Weather is inevitable.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Receipts are inevitable.\u003cbr\u003e\n• The wolf will huff.\u003cbr\u003e\n• The wolf will puff.\u003cbr\u003e\n• The inspection is not optional.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nInspired by classic public safety campaigns, this poster combines satire, nervous system literacy, Human Weather concepts, and Neurohouse inspection principles into a field-ready reminder for homes, offices, classrooms, therapy spaces, coaching practices, organizations, and other environments where humans continue humaning.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRecommended for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Casualties\u003cbr\u003e\n• Recruits\u003cbr\u003e\n• NeuroCadets\u003cbr\u003e\n• Stýrimaðrs\u003cbr\u003e\n• Generals\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone currently experiencing a shituation\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDepartment Reminder: Failure to inspect your neurohouse does not exempt your neurohouse from inspection. 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