Veteran of the Bullshit Wars™ Recycled unisex basketball jersey

For operators who have survived enough campaigns to know that not every battle deserves a response.

This Veteran of the Bullshit Wars™ basketball jersey is authorized for recreational deployment during:

• Recovery operations
• Weekend leave
• Strategic avoidance of unnecessary drama
• Lifeforce conservation exercises
• Casual bullshit detection patrols

Suitable for veterans of:

• Dysfunctional workplaces
• Family battlefield operations
• Group chat skirmishes
• Situationship campaigns
• Meetings that should have been emails

Featuring the official Veteran of the Bullshit Wars™ insignia, this jersey serves as a visible reminder that experience is often earned the hard way.

Field Doctrine:

Not every signal requires action.

Not every opinion requires engagement.

Not every battle deserves a response.

Many veterans report significant improvements in morale after learning this distinction.

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Decorations may be added:

🏅 Distinguished Recovery Medal
🏅 Order of the Golden Cow Pie
🏅 Neurarrative Survival Ribbon
🏅 Lifeforce Preservation Citation

Warning: Wearing this jersey does not automatically confer emotional intelligence, operational awareness, or immunity from human nonsense.

Additional training remains recommended.

Hydrate.

Maintain QINTE.

Observe First.

Assume Last.

Stay Free.

— General Fiðrildi

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Veteran of the Bullshit Wars™

Official Morale & Recovery Apparel
Fifth Position Training Command

• 100% recycled polyester fabric
• Fabric weight in the EU (may vary by 5%): 5.61 oz./yd.² (190 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in the US (may vary by 5%): 4.42 oz./yd.² (150 g/m²)
• Two-way stretch fabric
• Moisture-wicking material
• Regular fit
• UPF50+ protection
• Side panels that can be designed
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
• The recycled content of this product is certified by the Global Recycled Standard (GRS) for EU-manufactured items, and by the Recycled Claim Standard (RCS) for items manufactured in the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SimverseOS and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at see EU representative information or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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