Official physical training apparel for Fifth Position Bootcamp recruits.
Designed for operators currently undergoing training in:
• Observation
• Neurarrative detection
• Emotional navigation
• Lifeforce protection
• Strategic shituation management
Suitable for:
• Bootcamp exercises
• Nervous system maintenance
• Weekend recovery operations
• Coffee acquisition missions
• Casual reality checks
Featuring official SWORDPLAY Recruit markings, this jersey identifies the wearer as an active participant in General Fiðrildi's Fifth Position Training Program.
Field Doctrine:
Observe before reacting.
Understand before assuming.
Navigate before escalating.
Protect what matters.
Shape conditions.
Field Assessment:
Looking cool remains optional.
Maintaining QINTE remains recommended.
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Warning: Wearing this jersey does not automatically improve emotional intelligence, upgrade Bullshit Radar, or eliminate Cow Pie Landmines.
Training remains required.
Hydrate.
Maintain QINTE.
Observe First.
Assume Last.
Stay Free.
— General Fiðrildi
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SWORDPLAY RECRUIT™
Official Fifth Position Training Apparel
• 100% recycled polyester fabric
• Fabric weight in the EU (may vary by 5%): 5.61 oz./yd.² (190 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in the US (may vary by 5%): 4.42 oz./yd.² (150 g/m²)
• Two-way stretch fabric
• Moisture-wicking material
• Regular fit
• UPF50+ protection
• Side panels that can be designed
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
• The recycled content of this product is certified by the Global Recycled Standard (GRS) for EU-manufactured items, and by the Recycled Claim Standard (RCS) for items manufactured in the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
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SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
see EU representative information or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
CHEST (inches) |
WAIST (inches) |
HIPS (inches) |
| 2XS |
34 ⅝ |
28 ¼ |
35 ⅜ |
| XS |
36 ¼ |
29 ⅞ |
37.0 |
| S |
37 ¾ |
31 ½ |
38 ⅝ |
| M |
39 ⅜ |
33 ⅛ |
40 ¼ |
| L |
42 ½ |
36 ¼ |
43 ¼ |
| XL |
45 ¾ |
39 ⅜ |
46 ½ |
| 2XL |
48 ¾ |
42 ½ |
49 ⅝ |
| 3XL |
52.0 |
45 ¾ |
52 ¾ |
| 4XL |
55 ⅛ |
48 ¾ |
55 ⅞ |
| 5XL |
58 ¼ |
52.0 |
59 ⅛ |
| 6XL |
61 ⅜ |
55 ⅛ |
62 ¼ |
| |
CHEST (cm) |
WAIST (cm) |
HIPS (cm) |
| 2XS |
87.9 |
71.9 |
90 |
| XS |
92 |
76 |
94 |
| S |
96 |
80 |
98 |
| M |
100 |
84 |
102.1 |
| L |
108 |
92 |
110 |
| XL |
116 |
100 |
118.1 |
| 2XL |
124 |
108 |
126 |
| 3XL |
132 |
116 |
134.1 |
| 4XL |
140 |
124 |
142 |
| 5XL |
148 |
132 |
150.1 |
| 6XL |
156 |
140 |
158 |
