Fifth Position Field Operations Edition
Some battles require armor. Some require awareness. Most require breathable clothing. 🤣
Featuring the official General Fiðrildi Command Seal, this muscle shirt is designed for operators engaged in observation, recovery, movement, and strategic thinking.
Suitable for:
• Morning reconnaissance walks
• Lifeforce conservation operations
• Nervous system recalibration drills
• Coffee acquisition missions
• Reality testing exercises
• SRMNA deployment training
Constructed for NeuroSensor Arrays who understand that awareness is easier when you're comfortable.
General Fiðrildi's Field Note
Recruit,
Many operators underestimate the importance of mobility. A flexible body supports a flexible mind. Observe. Adapt.
Proceed accordingly.
— General Fiðrildi
🦋⚔️⚔️📡Ⅴ
Warning
This garment does not confer command authority, emotional omniscience, immunity from Bullshit, or automatic promotion within Fifth Position Command. Additional observation remains recommended.
Hydrate.
Maintain QINTE.
Observe First.
Assume Last.
Stay Free.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.
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SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
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Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
SHIRT WIDTH (inches) |
SHIRT LENGTH (inches) |
CHEST TO FIT (inches) |
| S |
18 |
26 |
34-37 |
| M |
20 |
27 |
38-41 |
| L |
21 5/8 |
28 |
42-45 |
| XL |
23 5/8 |
29 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
25 5/8 |
30 |
50-53 |
| |
SHIRT WIDTH (cm) |
SHIRT LENGTH (cm) |
CHEST TO FIT (cm) |
| S |
45.7 |
66 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
50.8 |
68.6 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
53.3 |
71.1 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
58.4 |
73.7 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
63.5 |
76.2 |
127-134.6 |
