Orientation for New Observers
Welcome to the Department of Weird Ass Human Shit
The Department of Weird Ass Human Shit exists to help humans notice the water they're drowning... er, swimming in.
We observe the stories, systems, rituals, identities, traditions, and invisible agreements humans create together...
...and then mistake for reality.
We do not study humans to judge them.
We study them to cultivate wonder.
Because once you notice the water...
you can never stop seeing it.
Humans are extraordinary creatures.
They create stories, systems, rituals, identities and entire worlds together.
Then they forget they created them and think it's normal.
We call this...
Weird Ass Human Shit.
Department Employee File
CHO Fiskur Flo
Name: Fiskur Flo
Position: Chief Human Observer
Years of Service: Longer than anyone can remember.
Performance Reviews: "Still confused."
After an unexpected realization that she had spent her entire life swimming in water without ever consciously noticing it, Flo became fascinated by a question that would change her career forever:
"What else do intelligent beings stop noticing simply because it's always been there?"
She subsequently redirected her research toward Homo sapiens, a remarkably creative, cooperative, theatrical species known for constructing elaborate systems of shared imagination and then behaving as though those systems are features of the physical universe.
Her work focuses on helping humans momentarily step outside their own aquarium to observe themselves with fresh eyes — not to judge, but to wonder.
Enter the E.A.R.T.H. Aquarium
Earthling Aquarium for Really Theatrical Humans
Hall of Shared Imagination
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Human Behavior Gallery
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Rituals Wing
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This Is WATER Wing
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Thank you for visiting.
As you leave...
please remember...
you are returning to the exhibit.
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E.A.R.T.H. Aquarium Gift Shop
The SOYOA Protocol
Step Outside Your Own Aquarium
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REPORT A NEW WEIRD ASS HUMAN BEHAVIOR
Status: Observation Requested
Assigned Investigator: CHO Fiskur Flo
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Department of Weird Ass Human Shit
Attention: CHO Fiskur Flo
Chief Human Observer -
Have you recently observed an unusual example of Weird Ass Human Shit?
Congratulations. You've completed the first step of the SOYOA Aquatic Protocol.
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CHO Fiskur Flo is always accepting new field observations from trained (and aspiring) observers around the world.
Selected reports may be featured in future Department publications, Field Reports, exhibits, social media, books, or educational materials (with permission).
Status: Further Observation Required.
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If you've caught humans doing something that made you stop and think...
"...WTF...?"
...please submit your report below.