{"title":"Relax with Dr. Lax","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"bullshit-assessment™-2026","title":"Bullshit Assessment™ 2026","description":"\u003ch3\u003ePersonalized Pattern Analysis \u0026amp; Postscription™\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eBy Dr. Lax™\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFeeling stuck?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eRepeating the same patterns?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHaving the same argument with different people?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFinding yourself wondering: \"Why does this keep happening?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Bullshit Assessment™ is a personalized review of the stories, assumptions, patterns, blind spots, and recurring campaigns currently operating in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUsing your responses, Dr. Lax™ will conduct a comprehensive bullshit analysis and issue a customized Postscription™ designed to help identify what's actually going on beneath the surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eYour Assessment Includes:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✓ Primary findings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✓ Recurring patterns\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✓ Suspected narrative influences\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✓ Potential blind spots\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✓ Recommended next steps\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho This Is For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep encountering the same problems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeel stuck or confused\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant clarity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuspect there may be more going on than they currently see\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAre willing to examine their own bullshit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSide effects may include:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncreased awareness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReduced certainty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnexpected accountability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eImproved decision-making\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRealizing the problem wasn't entirely everyone else\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eImportant Notice\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe purpose of this assessment is not to judge you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe purpose is to identify what may be operating beneath the surface so you can make more informed decisions moving forward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAfter all... You can't address what you can't see.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDr. Lax™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVeteran of the Bullshit Wars\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I've seen some shit.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Atlas Scribe","offers":[{"title":"June","offer_id":66848412270637,"sku":null,"price":197.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"July","offer_id":66848412303405,"sku":null,"price":197.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"August","offer_id":66848412336173,"sku":null,"price":197.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"September","offer_id":66848412368941,"sku":null,"price":197.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"October","offer_id":66848412401709,"sku":null,"price":197.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"November","offer_id":66848412434477,"sku":null,"price":197.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"December","offer_id":66848412467245,"sku":null,"price":197.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/8469\/0733\/files\/Bullshit_Assessment_new.png?v=1782568026"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.theatlasscribe.com\/en-ca\/collections\/dr-lax.oembed","provider":"The Atlas Scribe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}